me when i diet
if u watch closely while i take tests u can see me mouthing profanity at the test paper
started from the bottom
now we here
Obama on gay adoption
yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy
Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.
He is also constantly under racial prejudice not only from some american citizens but people in his own cabinet. There are many people within the White House who feel their main purpose is to frame him in a bad light and shut down his advances so that they may have the chance to subtly write it off as an issue with a black president. It’s extremely unsettling.
by: Adam Elmakias.
[spins around in chair ominously] i’ve been expecting y- [chair continues to spin] shit [tries to stop spinning] shit [tries to grab at a lamp or table to stop spinning] sHIT [falls out of chair]
Reblogging for tags alone
miscommunication as a plot device makes me angry
if you just talked to each other but no
The rage I feel over this
We are gathered here today because SOMEBODY *glares at coffin* couldn’t stay alive.
paparazzi would show up to a celebrity’s lesbian wedding and be like ‘so-and-so looked classically chic at elaborate friendship ceremony with long-time ‘gal pal’ so-and-so. the two reportedly shared a completely platonic kiss and vowed to be ‘best friends’ for life’
MICHAEL IS LITERALLY A BIG SOFT KITTEN IN A HUMAN FORM HOW NICE WOULD BE TO SNUGGLE UP TO HIM AND NUZZLE INTO HIS NECK HE WOULD PROBABLY START PURRING IM FURIOUS