Bylsma today at the Steelers game.
everyone likes fall out boy
even if you dont like fall out boy you kind of like fall out boy
i must do homework now goodbye friends
i haven’t done any homework but i’m back hello friends
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a dumb seal*
YOUR HUSBAND IS ADORABLE AS FUCK
OMG I THOUGHT IT WAS A FUZZy DILDO
"He looks ancient." SHERLOCK YOU HAVEN’T EVEN SAID HELLO AND YOU’RE INSULTING HIS MOUSTACHE
i want a boyfriend who is willing to sit patiently while i blog until im ready to make out with him
#his face is a fucking treasure
please can this spread like wildfire?
"EVERYBODY KNOWS I’M A MUTHAFUCKIN MONSTERRR"
fucking unbelievable. I am blown away.
american horror story: finding a job after college
Shoutout to every black and white cat named oreo
Sometimes I think Canadian stereotypes are exaggerated but then I remember that we write our university final exams on a hockey rink.