i fell in love with the girl at the rock show
she said “what”
and i said “whAT”
and she said “i can’t hEAR YOU THE MUSIC’S TOO LOUD”
and i said “WHAT”
umm excuse me avatar I see a little more than four elements
yes hello I am the last barium bender
I’m crying brb
I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.
They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.
Canada’s time to shine has come
Did you know that you can drink lava? But only once
you know when you get out of the cinema and you feel high and drunk or is it just me
SOMETIMES I JUST FEEL LIKE A CAN DO ANYTHING AND JUST SO BADASS BUT THEN I JUST SIT IN THE CAR AND QUIETLY GO HOME BUT IN MY HEAD I’M TAKING OVER THE WORLD
SOMEONE HAS FINALLY SAID IT
gUYS IT’S NOT EVEN HIATUS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
We are NOW DAMNIT
GABRIEL I’VE MISSED YOU SO MUCH
so i was just testing my camera settings and my shutter speed was pretty low and i accidentaly took this but now i kind of dig it ha ha
so my mum told me that as a kid she would peel an apple and throw the peel over her shoulder, and the peel would take the shape of the first letter of her future spouse. naturally, i decided to do it and
i’m fucking crying
it says ‘no.’
it literally says NO.
oh my god