May 2013
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
piercethesleepingcarlile:
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
I think about this post a lot
slenclerman:
i made a list of the things i hate about myself
jiminynovak:
I love the intense games of treasure hunt that starts everytime a relative of a Supernatural victim says “no, she was cremated”
andyglassofmilk:
i need an alex gaskarth that is my age pls
outofcontrol-sobeautiful:
maleteen:
my eyebrows are the source of all my power
alex gaskarth is that you
taall:
just wait till cas tries to drive and dean will just be sitting next to him white knuckling the whole time
“Dean, I’m trying.”
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
saturgay:
roses are red
corbin is bleu
if u dont like high school musical
im not gonna fuck u
therecklessandtherian:
have you ever stopped taking notice of a band for a while and then one day you decide to listen to them again and all your feelings cOME FLOODING BACK AND IT FEELS LLIKE TYOU’VE BEEN HIT BY A TRUCK OF EMOTIONS
ryannxp:
irisowl:
So I walked into the dentist this morning. My dentist asked me how my weekend was. I said “Good, I watched Captain America last night. I really liked it.” And my dentist says “Oh, my son is in that movie.” At first I thought he was joking but then I realized
Dr. Robert Evans
I looked it up
My dentist is Captain America’s dad
omfg
nishlo:
nishlo:
CARTOONIST FOUND DEAD IN HIS APARTMENT
DETAILS ARE SKETCHY
corgay:
if a girl says she wants to cut her hair short and your first response is “i dont like girls with short hair” i will shit in your mouth while you sleep
gameboycoloured:
every sentence is a sexual innuendo if u think long and hard about it anal sex
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
